Ashley Simone

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emmagrant01:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

nuclearpiss:

THIS IS THE ONLY REASON THEY NAMED HIM DICK

I LOVE THE WAY THESE AREN’T EVEN MANIPS THIS WAS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SEASON

I love how I know so much about this show just from Tumblr, and I’ve never even watched it.

(via emptyfullrae)

— 1 month ago with 108781 notes
itsmakaa:

cyanimous:

newcrystalcitysteel:

mrpicard:

Always reblog this.

AHA yes

This almost made me tear up…

I love this

itsmakaa:

cyanimous:

newcrystalcitysteel:

mrpicard:

Always reblog this.

AHA yes

This almost made me tear up…

I love this

(Source: imakeitsnazzy, via x-shes-not-eating-again-x)

— 1 month ago with 127382 notes

swolebitchswagg:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

When I was in like middle school I had this confusing crush on Thomas Edison.

(via be-a-valkyrie)

— 1 month ago with 201477 notes

i HATE when i walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like i killed two people when i obviously killed seven

(Source: vans-supreme, via be-a-valkyrie)

— 1 month ago with 145567 notes

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

(via be-a-valkyrie)

— 1 month ago with 116091 notes